I'd like to be a Buddhist And sit in full lotus And shave the hair from my head Just so others notice I'd like to be so peaceful And never again eat meat And stop looking at women Like a dog in heat I'd live a more simple life And trade-in my Volkswagon Jetta I'd walk to work, hands folded Lost in loving metta But reality sets in And I start to think I'd like to be a Buddhist But a Buddhist doesn't drink Labels: buddha, buddhism, funny, poem
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