 Fight people, fight tooth-and-nail. If your children see this movie, they will denounce God and start smoking crack.
It is very scary that some a-hole can come along and make a two-hour movie that completely wipes out the vast amount of time and effort I've spent cultivating the perfect little Christian zombie. Prior to this movie, my kids never thought to question my authority. Now, I tell the little bastards to finish their dinner and I get nothing but flak - "F-you Dad. We're not afraid of you anymore." Or, "God is dead and you can't control us. Since there's no God, there's no more rules or sins. We've decided to live a more existential lifestyle." Seriously, what kids talk like that? I tried to punish this behavior by taking away their toys. That's when I found out that they've sold them on eBay and used the proceeds to pay for hookers and crack.
It only took two-hours - that's it. Years of Sunday school, prayer before dinner, and confession all discarded like they didn't mean a thing. These are sad, sad times people.
Thanks a lot Pullman. Dick.
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