 New research indicates that it was not a catastrophic event that erased the dinosaurs. It was, in fact, their inability to adapt to a green way of life and the standards laid out in the Kyoto Protocol.
The bulky bastards zipped around in their H2's without a care in the world. They refused to recycle. They refused to use mercury-infused CFL's. Worse yet, they did not purchase their produce from local growers. As history now shows, these proved to be poor choices for the dinosaurs.
Recently, the fossilized remains of a T-rex were unearthed in western Montana. A plastic grocery bag can be seen clutched in the front left claw of the enormous beast. Also, a pair of non-hemp, synthetic, "Life Is Shit" sandals were found on his huge, gnarly feet.
Have we learned nothing from these giant teachers of the past? Do we let their message go unheard? No. It stops now people. WE GO GREEN. We do not let even one dino-death be in vain. WE GO GREEN. Everyone. The whole world over must go green. Do you understand? No more messin' around. All nations go green and save ourselves while we still can. WE GO GREEN or we nuke the shit out of any piss-ant counties that don't. Do it for the dinosaurs.Labels: environment, funny, green living, satire
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