I happen to think that Barack Obama is very well suited to be the next President (of the local PTA). Here is a list of alternative career choices for Obama:

1. Pro Surfer - Knows how to frolic on the beach with his shirt off.
2. Television Evangelist - Has proven success getting money from stupid people.
3. Real Estate Agent - He has experience making beneficial land deals.
4. Toll Collector - Obama knows quite a bit about change.
5. Ventriloquist - Can make a lot of dummies talk without saying anything.

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